/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7659011
Those are some fine looking tits, here, have an upboat.

>satisfaction of sexual life
>very satisfied
>virgin

>tfw you realize that god is a cancerous tumor which has been steadily growing inside your body since you were born, and that the universe and all it's components came into being at the exact same time as you were born
>tfw you will attempt to get god out of your life by any means possible, because you are satan himself, in a constant and painful battle with god
>tfw in your final days you will attack god directly with your bare hands, reaching up your rectum and trying to pull it out (you have colon cancer)
>tfw you and god will both die at the same moment, in a bloody, fecal mess, while the universe slowly ceases to be around you
>tfw you reincarnate as an anonymous poster on /sci/, trying to tell the world about the truth about god

I'm pursuing a math PhD right now. Lots of work, little pay, less appreciation, no one outside of the department understands what I do for a living, and we're all self-medicating with booze to such a large extent that I'm pretty sure my entire class will end up alcoholic before we're through.

It's fantastic.

>>4919183
I like where this is going.

>mfw chemical engineering major but I'm not a retarded ass liberal like most /sci/entists

feelsgoodman

>>4708252
>Why cant we into eugenics so that everyone has a god tier brain and we can travel space?
>god tier brain and we can travel space
>god tier brain and travel space

>>4662878

is Atheism unscientific ?

is Agnosticism more valid, logical, rational and reasonable scientifically?

Carl Sagan said "An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. An atheist is someone who 'knows' there is no god. By some definitions atheism is very stupid"

Sagan answered, "I'm agnostic."

Einstein also called himself an agnostic, and criticized atheism, preferring he said "an attitude of humility."

Einstein firmly rejected the label atheist, which he associated with 'certainty regarding God's nonexistence.'

Einstein stated: "You may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature and of our own being."

"In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views."

as my gift to /sci/ i leave you the carl sagan song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

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>>4175803

When there are an infinite amount of sides, as in a circle, the inner angles approach zero.

>mfw it's legit

I haven't felt any desire for love or sex in two years. I am not a fat neckbear, I do get approached, but I seem to have lost not only my libido but all desire for romance as well. Que mysterioso.

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>>3797085
>dat feel when one of the posts in that random screencap is by me
>dat feel when I spend most of my life on 4chan

I was planning on killing my parents anyway.

My face when I work as a researcher and work from 8am -10pm and get paid half of what my friends got.

Chemists are

>a strange class of mortals
>scientists that mainly study
>gangsters
>dangerous
>cool

>>3645141
im white, tall, handsome, intelligent and pic related to ops words in his post

>mfw I'm 19 and never been kissed
>mfw I don't even care
>mfw physical women would probably sicken me
>mfw the only guilt or shame I feel is a result of other people's criticism