/sci/ - Science & Math

FLATEARTHERS EMPIRICALLY BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILwBaXplwZU

>>8776000

The universe is like your mom: massive, dark, and completely indifferent to you

>>8696024
No, no one knows who he is

Hey can anybody give me examples on how to significantly alter curves? The course material isn't difficult, I just want to put in less effort, plus my class deserves it.
Examples could be things like misinformation.

These idiots manage to get exam averages of 50s which my professor then unfairly curves to help the average specifically.

>Dad went to UPenn, then Harvard MBA
>Mom went to Harvard undergrad
>Dad met mom while at Harvard
>Dad created his business, multimillion
>Mom works as a Lawyer
>Attend Phillips Exeter Academy
>Make gud grades
>Get SAT tutor
>Ace SAT
>Apply to Harvard, Yale, Princeton
>Get into Harvard, Princeton, waitlist Yale
>Browse: http://www.collegeconfidential.com/dean/tips-for-getting-off-the-yale-waitlist/
>Don't get into Yale anyways
>Whatever, go to Harvard
>Due to grade inflation get straight As
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2013/12/20/why-grade-inflation-even-at-harvard-is-a-big-problem/
>Do history cause who cares
>Fuck hot girls
>Get interview at Goldman Sacks for internship, dad knows few people
>Do that shit
>Get internship again at Goldman next summer, do that shit
>Graduate high GPA cause history is easy
>Get job at Goldman
>Browse sci cuz I wish I did STEM but history was easier.