/sci/ - Science & Math

Alright /sci/, it's 4 AM, and I'm stuck awake shitting myself in existential terror. So, let's get down to business. Life after death? Yes, no? Possible, impossible?

Magic is meaning.

What is the point of life?

(No answers based on any certain religion, this question assumes no afterlife, no angels, no demons, etc.)

Hey Atheistfags, if God doesn't exists how come we are the only living organisms in the entire galaxy?

What do you think of the concept of a loving but imperfect god, trying his best to run a complex universe, but who, to guarantee the free will, would make in sort it is impossible to prove that he actually exist?

OK, I have a plan to prove you all wrong. I am going to go to the holy land, I know it's dangerous, but my mission is sacred and I also know I will be protected.

Now, I know most the holy relics are fake and any body part of Jesus or of his cross are most certainly unfindable.

But here is the trick, I am going to look for what nobody else has ever tried to look for.
I am going to look for JESUS'S SHIT!

Think about it, he lived for 30 years, he must have produced a lot of shit in this time.

I am going to go to the holy land, dig wherever Jesus has ever gone, and thanks to the holy shit detector I build myself, I'll found and collect all of Jesus's shit. Then I'll rub myself in it, And I'll rub every sick and disabled.

All the Jesus's shit I'll found will help me cure cancer and AIDS. You will have no way to deny Jesus divine status. And you will be told!