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/med/ why the fuck would anyone ever want to go to school to be a doctor?
>4 years pre-med
>4 years of med-school
>3 years of being an absolutely retarded, incompetent, resident.
>Fellowship or extended residency if you want to do anything other than Family medicine.
>Get paid shit money throughout residency
>Work 60+ hours a week in residency and literally waste away the entirety of your 20s and most likely the begining of your 30s.
>Start making money when you’re 30, but who fuckin cares because you’re already old as fuck.

OR
>Be a PA
>After high-school go to a college with a 3+2 program.
>Graduate PA school when you’re 23
>Only have $80k in debt, but who cares because you’re 23 and you start off making $95k+ per year.
>All of the female residents and nurses are easy as fuck because all the male doctors look like total dweebs, so you get to pick whatever girl in the hospital you want to fuck.
>You’re 6 years younger than the youngest attendings.
>You’re a man, so all the patients assume you are the Dr. anyways. No one ever questions you because you’re a man.

God I fucking love being a male Physician Assistant.

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