/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15982756
Republic Of Gamers

>>15977644
>>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/confirmed-we-live-in-a-simulation/
>>April 1, 2021

>>12402059
>T-Rex's toughest foe was....an overgrown cow....

>>10198032
>U.C. Berkeley, UCLA, etc are equivalent to any other state school
MASSIVE COPE

>>9902547
BASED AND REDPILLED, SAVED, QUOTED, PRAISED AND WITNESSED

>>9795631

>People here actully believe in global warming
KEK

>>9742096
i think i just jizzed my pants

>>9613530
>Philosophy
>based on science
>ever
Retard

>americans itt actually braging about their mech ball pens

>>9335367
>Those first semester tests with 70+% failure rate

>>9293919

>>9264960
>actually needing someone to hold your hand instead of proving everything in your head within 30 seconds of reading it for the first time

Today in BIOLOGY CLASS we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and I said “much troll, very epic” so everyone would get that it was a joke about the Troll Face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down faggot.” I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled “FUCKING NORMIES” (because that’s what Four-Chan calls people who don’t get memes) and ran circles around the desks with my arms behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because I got to troll the whole class.

>>9092573

>>9011835
>Deport yourself.
Says the anti-Trump SJW.

>>9005703
>>9005731

lmao so true

>>8951404

here's his speech
https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/2007/gore-lecture_en.html

>Last September 21, as the Northern Hemisphere tilted away from the sun, scientists reported with unprecedented distress that the North Polar ice cap is "falling off a cliff." One study estimated that it could be completely gone during summer in less than 22 years. Another new study, to be presented by U.S. Navy researchers later this week, warns it could happen in as little as 7 years.

Stop being an alarmist

>>8951404
>China announces that it will make available ¥20 billion

lolnope

http://earthjournalism.net/stories/china-would-facilitate-south-south-cooperation-on-climate-change-as-third-party-said-former-minister-xie-zhenhua

>A year has past since the announcement, yet no further details have been disclosed by Chinese government except its consistent promise on scaling up the fund.

>>8910451
>sit in on complex analysis class to see how much of a joke math classes are
>professor says complex exponential """""function"""""

>>8815097
LMAO

>>8818106
>brainlet in my intro complex analysis class couldnt show that [math]1/\zeta(s)=\sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \mu(s)/n^s[/math] whenever Re(s)>1/2
>professor told him after class that he didn't have the background to take this class and should drop it

when will brainlets learn?

>he uses the word "let" in a mathematical """proof"""

KEK I thought mathematicians were supposed to use pure logic, not just make up random shit. Sad!

>tfw software engineer
>tfw 300k starting
>tfw programming an AI to solve p=np
>tfw any job i want at google
>meanwhile mathfags and physickids can only get high school teacher jobs in detroit or other nigger ghetto

>>8576314
kek