/sci/ - Science & Math

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>ayys, having evolved for millions of years to be the ultimate space combat species, not really ready to fight a terrestrial war but it's just some smelly apes lmao what could go wrong
>don't want to glass the planet because you really fucking love the lightbulbs humans make
>like holy fuck they're aesthetic 10/10 gonna take them by force
>not too much force or you might break these wonderful primitive light bobbles
>just gonna set the mothership down here on the open ocean, silly apes can't swim
>WARNING SIRENS
>the entire mothership starts to lose power and smoke is coming from the panels
>a fucking massive nuclear barrage just hit the underside of the mothership
>there's only water down there
>ayys came from a desert planet and literally do not understand submarines

>Argue with a girl
>Coming from /sci/, I discuss logically with her, trying to be as reasonable as possible.
>We both have good points.
>So she starts to give some Strawmen
>I point that out for her
>She gets pissed and start to call me names
>I point that "call me names" is another fallacy
>She stops talking to me
>mfw

Fucking bitches.