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>>14974868
It's fine because we know you don't remember how to apply a 12 lead let alone interpret one. We know that you didn't do one, or establish IV access because "n-no the nurse isn't working today!".

It'd be funny and "based" if 9 times out of 10 when we showed up you weren't in panic mode running around flapping trying to get the sick patient out the door as fast as possible so you can continue your day prescribing meds you pulled out of your ass to people with minor ailments.

And you know that family member who brought their brother to the practice complaining of "feeling not right" who is GCS 12 sitting in a wheelchair unable to lift their feet? They don't have dehydration you faggot they're having a massive hemorrhagic stroke and ended up dead in the coffin an hour later but you called it in as "lethargy" despite the glaring clinical symptoms, excessive diaphoresis, bradycardia, periods of apnoea....the list goes on.

But you sat there twidling your tumbs like a faggot for 40 minutes and if you bothered to do a proper history you'd know the guy was mowing the lawn 3 hours previously.

Paramedics can lay eyes on a person and know whats wrong before even touching them but you faggots are afraid of anything that isn't hemorrhoids.
No I'm not mad.

>>8379079
Muay thai and bjj are the biggest memes in all of martial arts.

>>7176088