/sci/ - Science & Math

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The very thought that this room-temperature semiconductor is anything other than a hoax should not be countenanced by a singular neuron until the cosmic dance of a trillion galaxies spell out direct mathematical proof in celesial calligraphy. Then, the inkling of recognition may flutter like a butterfly in the storm of eternity: Upon significantly surpassing this evidentiary threshold only shall I deem it fit to ordain that I might, perhaps, grace the opinion of these supposed "scientists" with a cursory glance at their paper, at which point I and all sentient beings on planet Earth shall discover its obvious self-destructing flaw, and they will be boiled alive for a thousand years in the blood of their children for their fraud (in accordance with their backwards nation's laws after a fair trial by their peers).
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