/sci/ - Science & Math

"Law I: Every Engineer persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight to faggotry, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by becoming scientists."

Lex I: Corpus omne enginerium perseverare in statu suo quiescendi fagotto vel movendi uniformiter in directum, nisi quatenus a viribus impressis cogitur statum illum mutare siendo scientista."

Isaac Newton

why is this virgin douche given any credit for calculus? his teacher Isaac Barrow is the one that discovered the fundamental theorem of calculus. Sure he deserves credit for a million things but not for calculus.

With the Principia, Newton became internationally recognised.[47] He acquired a circle of admirers, including the Swiss-born mathematician Nicolas Fatio de Duillier, with whom he formed an intense relationship that lasted until 1693, when it abruptly ended, at the same time that Newton suffered a nervous breakdown.

just look at this guy

hes 100% pure aspergers lol

I always thought that we live in an euclidean R^3 space. The matter is just disposed in this vectorial space. Why do we need this relativistic bullshit?

I hate newton. He was a faggot. Look at that stupid nose. What a goofy looking idiot.

Hey /sci/,

>chemfag reporting in
Most of my academic career I've been able to dick around A LOT (4chan, incessant fapping, etc.) due to the coursework being rather easy for me. However, this year I've been taking a lot of harder courses and managed to get by at the same level of work. However, there's this one course...I really need to study hard for the final coming up in less than a week.

How do I muster the discipline and motivation to study like a motherfucker for this?

>>2563609
hahhahahhahahha faggot

hey /sci/, don't mind me. just being a virginfag.

help /sci/ !

Let h(x) = sqrt( 1 + x^2 ) / 2x + 1
with domain R − {−1,2}.

a. Find the local and global extreme points of h.
b. Find the horizontal and vertical asymptotes of h.

thank you !!

Hey /sci/, how do I turn lead into gold?

Acceleration = Force/Mass

Someone once told me that if you replace the two iron balls used in finding the universal constant of Gravity in the Cavendish experiment, then G would be different.

Looking for high res pictures and portraits of great scientists and/or mathematicians to post up in my dorm room

Thanks

>>1850051all the faggots from god and top tier have been proven to be fucking wrong

myfacewhen calculus proven to be fucking wrong

Go find yourself a shitton of mercury, OP, and DRINK THAT SHIT UP. Imbibe the hell out of it and become a brilliant scientist like me.

What happened to you, Christianity? You used to be so cool!

Jew Faggot

>>1436708

HATERS GONNA HATE

>>1384891
Leave me alone. For the love of God. Leave me alone.