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Makes sense.

>>6051803
>tl;dr my family are religious morons, how do i convince them...

why the fuck do you care? religitards gonna religitard (i've just decided that word is now also a verb)

even IF you could prove it formed naturally, they'll still continue believing bollocks.

this >>6051805

>>6025925
fucking dumb argument, faggot
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>imagine any perfect thing
>perfect thing that you just imagined has to automatically exist.
so i can imagine a perfect unicorn, or a perfect ghost, and then those things suddenly pop into existence?
w/e, fag. you dont even believe your own argument.

you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY

shitty troll
you're obviously just pretending
fucking dumb creationtards wouldnt even be able to turn on a computer. let alone find their way to /sci/

>>5879527
>spelling "God" with a lowercase g because that's so cool
eat shit you fucking pleb.
capital letters at the beginning of sentences.
only deutchtards capitalise nouns

>that lack of understanding of any religion in general
orly? why dont you try and actually argue against the comic then, hmm?

oh wait, you cant. coz it makes some fucking good points!

>>5853987
>implying people have to be confined by what their parents believe.

he's smart enough to see that religion is bollocks, so he'l end up defying his parents bullshit religion, if he's not already done so.

also, i know he's pegged for a nobel prize and shit, but that doesnt mean he'll actually get it.
he's smart now, yeh. and obviously an early bloomer, but lets just see if hes that far ahead of his peers when he gets into his twentys (spoiler alert, he wont be!)

>>5825410
erm, 'militant'?
whats so militant about it?
dawkins is peaceful as fuck, he just debates rationally
and is damn good at it, IMO.

>>5684978
nah, he was actually a real guy. like, he's a historical character, like julius cesar and shit, it's just that he wasnt really the son of god, and didnt really have magic powers.
he was just some jew prophet who got executed for blastphemy.

unlucky, but if he was what the christians said he was, then he should have just used his crazy jew magic to escape his captors and totally fuck them over.
the fact that a bunch of pissed off romans can kill what was supposedly a god, requires some damn good answers.
so chritfags come up with this shit
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>>5006662
uhuh.

or, he was a mouthy blastpheming jew, who pissed off some powerful people and got utterly fucked for it.

>>4888561
lel, nice take on religion.

i dont see why they'd particularly care. there were always other religions, the eastern religions, also paganism, and jews still think they're 'gods chosen people' and all that shit.

i cant see why they'd care enough to kill some random dude, who is obviously just gonna end up a martyr anyway.

>>4727522
lol, i'll be banned within 5 minutes.
christfags always fucking hate me

...well, at least your half way there.

science is our way of knowing things that are actually true, religion is faith based on bullshit that other tards from less enlightened ages made up.
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get with the times

Christianity really makes no fucking sense.
even if adam were real, for god to just presume sin can be passed down through the bloodline makes him a colossal jerk. every new person should start with a clean slate. if they haven't personally committed any crime then how can they possibly be found guilty for anything?
and just believing in christianity and accepting jesus as your master magically makes you saved and deseving of heaven? how does that work?
so a person who was a serial rapist and mass murderer all his life and then accepts jesus as his master, gets to go to heaven, but A kind and charitable sceptic deserves to burn in hell for all eternity?

even if this were the case, it basically means that the entire point of jesus's life if for god to send himself to earth to kill himelf as a sacrifice to himself to change his own mind and decide that this spilling of innocent blood magically ofsets all humanities sins.
why even go to all teh trouble of setting up this whole contrived series of events when the end game move is to just forgive humanity of their sins. if god wanted to do that, why not just do it. he can do anything, he's god!
secondly, its hardly even a sacrifice if you are resurected 3 days later. what did god even lose? nothing, he can reverse death and presumably make hundreds of jesus clones out of nothing if he wished. its hardly a sacrifice.

Dear religious people on 4chan,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you say "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you guys, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

>>3363458
They serious? that god made this a component of cells, because its cross shaped, because jesus died on a cross?

well, jesus only died on a cross because crucifiction was an execution method at the time. if romans had invented an electric chair, ccatholic shoolgirls would be wearing minature electric chairs around their necks instead, (and presumably laminin would be a very complicated 'electric chair shape'.
so what about before jesus? did cavemen NOT have laminin? did god in his omniscience always PLAN for jesus to die on a cross?

the whole thing seems ridiculous to me, brah.

>>3341439
>It's untestable at this current moment, and probably untrue.

Except quantum fluctuation show how due to uncertainty, empty space of nothing produces opposite pairs of virtual particles popping into existence and disappearing without violating conservation of energy. And what about the evidence lawrence krauss presents for zero energy universe? How can you possible say this is probably untrue, and that energy just always existed for no reason? Because that is the only alternative and it's absurd. More absurd than saying something came from nothing.

>>3338965
they used to. modern day christians are SLIGHTLY less retarded, but they still believe in magic man who turns water into wine and walks on water, and god made satan (he made everything right?), even being omniscient and knowing satan would be evil. so made adam and eve knowing full well what would happen, so he planned to doom humanity right from the start. and all animals were within walking distance of noahs house, and omniscient god KNEW the world would be shit, so it was already preordained that he would decide to flood it and kill everything he had created. and he loves all of us, but if you dont believe in him, he will make you suffer for all eternity. makes perfect sense.

actually you'll find that quite a lot of atheists are pretty pissed about that as well...in fact, even moreso. sage because you're a fag, and
<<< because ignorant christfag detected.

>>3180075
lol, im not feeding trolls. unless 'thebiologist' is a troll in which case 10/10 but trying)too_hard.jpg.

i'm no hypocrite, i just know religion is wrong. refute my points or STFU. there is a lot of points made in some of the images ive posted that are yet to be addressed.