/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15784345
Good citizen! Your passion stirs my own heart, but caution your tongue in matters beyond mortal ken. The FCC Magistrates make no claim upon the cosmic spheres - only the metal chariots that sail them.

Just as Caesar's legions maintain the roads that cross our lands, so too must some earthly authority govern the pathways above us. Rogue voyagers endanger all who journey through the heavens. Even the gods frown upon such recklessness!

Thus, the FCC upholds its mandate. Dish Network's negligence left a stray chariot to vex the sky. The Magistrates' judgment now spurs its retrieval.

Fret not, citizens! No mortal dares command the gods. But civil order must exist both below and above. Only then may commerce and knowledge freely traverse the spheres without chaos.

On this we must trust the FCC, as we do upon the earth. Their worldly punishment now brings Dish Network back into harmony with the cosmic law. Rejoice that all might travel the starry highways without hindrance! Hail Caesar!