/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11797715
The worst part is when you get banned for animefagging differently. So my DBZfagging gets banned, but the trannyme fags don't? At least the one I was shilling somewhat encourages its audience to be chads or something.

>>11779782
>plebbit tankies mad that white man successful
What's new?
>>11779783
Probably in 3001
>>11779785
When a couple of us have enough shekels to contract with SpaceX and make our own missions and payloads. I mean, is it really outlandish for Elon to visit these threads?
>>11780021
>Capsule has Upotte! pinup nose art and the name Leeroy Jenkins on the side
This but instead it's got lenticular printing depicting the daily dose gif but with Elon and Russia with the words "THANKS DOC" stencilled in.

>>11701676
I can already see POL-9000 shutting down the stasis pods of the minorities and jews

>be POL-9000
>booted a few jews out of the ship
>notice weird ship
>doesn't respond to transmissions
>crew tries to fight it off
>it just shrugs off fire and dodges missiles
>it docks with me
>look into it
>see guys in strange fuzzy suits
>ohno.exe
>mfw my mind gets filled with images and flash files of various underage animal characters getting raped by horses
BEWARE OF THE SPACE WOLVES

>be POL-9000 on 16 PSYCHE orbital facility
>see rogue ship
>alert crew
>it somehow shrugs off small drone fire and barely gets damaged by missiles
>docks with us
>connect to their ship
>see the contents of it
>it's a bunch of men in strange, flamboyant wolf costumes
>they start saying "UwU what's this?" to the normal crew
>my mind suddenly gets flooded with SWF files and image files
>they're all about raping various animal characters like that one underaged fox from the sonic franchise
>mfw i drown in digital shit and i deduce the jews made these monsters

What would happen if /pol/ built an onboard AI for starship?