/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5956590

ITT:We tell tales of the retardation of our peers and teachers.

2nd grade, teacher is talking about animals
>this is a cow, it is an animal
>this is a duck, it is an animal
>this is a lion, it is an animal
>Ms.tard are people animals?
>No anon
>Mustard why aren't we?
>Anon people aren't animals.

2nd grade again, trying to read Harry Potter
>Be library
>try to check out Sorcerer's Stone
>librarian tells me to put it back
>I ask why
>Anon that's way above your grade level
>Father buys the book for me anyways
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

3rd grade, using calculators to learn how to do addition (murrkaland)
>thisistooeasy.bmp
>put away calculator
>do the easy shit in my head
>Teacher spots this and throws a bitch fit
>ANON I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT YOUR CALCULATOR
>but mustard I'm doing this in my head see?
>teacher doesn't even look at paper
>DON'T ARGUE WITH ME ANON