/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10114054

>Salty environmentalist Chicken Little boi wants a safe space on 4chins

>>10082925
>prof starts telling a joke
>the joke is actually funny

>>9508866

It'll remain famous and renowned long after you've given up on reproducing and die penniless and alone.

>>9476944
>most of us are /pol/ you little shit
holy shit what a loser
get a friend loser

>>9289274
Pharmacy, cause I love chemistry. Not necessarily the school I wanted but the only one that didn't require extra bio credits; undergrad bio courses are watered down bullshit with Krebs cycles peppered in anyway. Here's my story:

>B.S. Chem degree 3.2 gpa, barely ever studied
>Take the first job out the gate; old internship people love me.
>Turns out job is QC testing terpine oils just above min wage. Waaay overqualified, won't let me touch ToF mass spec just run samples on boring GCs and monkeypunch numbers in 12 hr shifts.
>Ask sexy busty babe from undergrad on a date, infatuated w/ her.
>"Sorry buddy, :(" over text
>Immediately go into autistic drunken rage, punch hole in rented wall.
>Next day decide to up the ante, look for the easiest path to wealth that lines up w/ my prereqs. Sign up for every pharmacy school in state.
>Go on half-a-dozen interviews, big name state schools love me.
>Get email after email, "Conditional Acceptance, you must fill 8 hrs of bio credit in 60 days to be accepted this year"
>Fuck that shit
>Last school on list basically a no-name medschool diploma-mill for pharmacists. Get accepted.
>Get more and more irritated with mandatory classes, half-assed lectures, ridiculous vaccination requirements, random fees; become the de-facto class deadbeat
>Get in intense political argument Facebook, essentially become Pol incarnate in a class full of foreigners after posting russian pepe meme
>Become so disliked that teachers go out of their way to avoid counseling me.
>Form underground meme pages with my pharmacy buds that shares notes from previous classes. They keep getting hijacked by butt-hurt tryhards who still live with their parents and study 100+ hrs a week for these bullshit exams.
>After a few years, several meme pages up, each with progressively shadier/riskier content
>mfw I have access to highest security clearance to illegal notes
>mfw everyone else is stuck with un-editable, greyscale .pdf slideshows