/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>12369837

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>>12035456

When they finally sent me a good looking prostitute, why did they give her and STD on purpose to make pussy smell like rancid trash?

They
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>>10850539

>>10689699
It's too bad everything I wrote about the Las Vegas shooting in my log got deleted. You can tell it was all true because they wouldn't have deleted it if was false.


I was homeless at that time, and I went to the homeless services office (Gateway Center) to take a shower. The security guy made up some lies and would not let me in, and he pointed to the badge on his hat and snickered maliciously. It was just a Raiders hat, but the Raiders badge was metal and it was obvious he was snickering about abusing his police powers to deny me access to the shower. A few minutes later, the LV shooting happened. Hopefully a lot of the people that got killed were the "drone pilots" on their day off: either drones in terms of disguise monsters pretending to be my fellow homeless or drones in terms of remote controlled lifelike androids pretending to be my fellow homeless .

>>10683166
haha, lole
fuck you

>>10683239
Science is fine. It's the scientific establishment that got cancer and then, before it could die naturally, it got kidnapped by the CIA who turned it into a reptilian alien at Dulce base before releasing it back into the public eye disguised as its old pre-cancerous self.

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>>10171493
I tell you. I am no pussy about pain but my foot fucking hurts. When I walk around on it for a while it hurts less, but everytime I sit and then stand, or sleep and then wake, it fucking hurts like there's a stone implanted in my foot. Indeed, the Ecuadorian guy started making those, "Assange is a stone in my shoe," comments last spring right around the time of the onset of the extreme pain in my right foot. The thing about a stone in your shoe is this: you can take your shoe off and shake it out but I can't do that because they drilled my foot bone and screwed the stone securely inside my foot... and everyone watching said, "This is fine."

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>>10164156

I don't have a PhD but if I did I think the main upside would be this: I could apply to a different class of jobs than are available to the high school dropouts and the people who got a C- average in their CIS online degree from Central Michigan University.

How was the Messiah going to make things better without technology? Magic? Or did you think it would be homosexuality?

Put the Scientologists in the gas chamber. Not the Zyklon one, this one:
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment

I did that for a while. First it was wage cucking but then it turned into someone's real-life cuckold porn and I quit.

>>9772999

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