/sci/ - Science & Math

Girl raised in atheist home paints pictures of heaven:

http://www.godvine.com/12-Year-Old-Girl-Raised-in-an-Atheist-Home-Paints-Images-of-Heaven-1138.html

Science can't explain this. Deal with it.

Quantum physics proves the occult:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2clykIEvyz8&feature=share

Sup guys. So there was this science pun contest in my town recently where you entered your best science puns. The winner would receive $5,000 and their puns in the next issue of Science Daily. I could've really used that money for school so was hoping my puns would win, but no pun in ten did.

Agnostics say you can't prove there is a god and you can't prove there isn't a god. Well, the only thing you can't prove to exist or not exist is something that doesn't exist.

Atheists: 1
Agnostics: 0

I have lesbian cousin who just got married. My religious parents are furious.

You mad mom and dad?

>yfw you are smarter and wealthier than 99% of the human population

It's my birthday guys :D

What's the best way to make money off of those who think the world is going to end next Saturday?

http://www.blurtit.com/q543971.html

"Just think about the biological design of sex. God, or whoever, was one smart all-powerful-being. If sex were painful, we as a species would have died out long before we ever made it out of the caves. Knowing this, He designed sex to be an immensely pleasurable experience, because it is the one single thing that ensure the propagation of our species. Everything about sex is enjoyable, from foreplay up. Even thinking about it is pleasurable! And then we come to the orgasm, or as Pithoria put it, the "heavenly feeling." God timed the orgasm to be at/around the height of sexual climax, the point at which sperm is released. He made it feel that good to ensure that the seed would be released, and received! If we had the orgasm first, how many people would keep going at it until the point of ejaculation? Yes, God was a pretty all around smart (and awesome) guy, for a plethora of reasons. The least of which is certainly not the orgasm. So if you ask me, every time you achieve one, it's kind of like a cosmic thumbs up to your creator. And he's giving you one big 'ol thumbs up right back at you."

Please use science to explain to me how I can become bi-winning

If evolution is true, why are the first drops of mustard always watery?

Listening to music, /sci/bros. Hang out, add your own tunes.

http://synchtube.com/r/FWUM

So I know there's been alot of talk on this board lately about the moon landing hoax, and I haven't been able to back of my belief too much until now.

Why are none of the pictures damaged? No film damage from radiation. No atmopshere means no protection from radiation, so how the hell weren't any of the pictures they took effected by any radiation?

Moon landing was a hoax. Here's proof:

No radiation spots that damage the film. Nice perfect pictures like on earth. How come the moon has perfect photos? Digital cameras did not exist at that time. No atmosphere, you think there would be some damage.

Moon landing never happened. /thread

Science proves the earth is billions of years old. But we only developed language 300,000 years ago. If God created the world, how did he talk LOL

Religion fail. Science ftw.

Every number divided by 0 is the original number, because if divided by nothing (zero) the number still the same.

Check mate paradox.

hey christians. If we didn't evolve from monkeys, how can we eat bananas?

Atheists: 1
Christians: 0

Give me a sex on the beach, hold the beach.

Apparently it's now "the law of evolution"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZFCs-9Yr8A

Please use science to explain to me why we love the smell of our own farts. Thanks.

A hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.

You must post in this thread if you only come here for the troll threads

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I love the hopefulness of the american public.