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>>5912390
>ballsweat experiment
For a week prior to the experiment, I ate as healthy as I could and regularly worked out, also needless to say NO FAP.
Today, I took a small plastic baggy and tied it around my genitals before going to workout. I proceeded to do the hardest possible workout I could and until I was sweating profusely. At the end of the workout, the plastic baggy had visible ball sweat swimming inside.
I then took this ball sweat and mixed it into a solution of 1 part MontBlanc Legend cologne and 3 parts ball sweat. I then sprayed myself with this cologne while naked in my bathroom until I was sufficiently doused in cologne and ball sweat smell.
I put on an outfit not better than I normally wear and went to class.

Every single guy that I passed by gave me the harshest and most disgusted look I have ever seen. The women however would casually strike conversations with me and I noticed that many of them had dilated pupils.
By the end of the day, I collected six phone number from girls who all ranged from 7/10 to 9/10.

10/10 Smell like balls