/sci/ - Science & Math

In high school I had the coolest motherfucking physics teacher ever! He is actually writing a book of all the stupid things students have said in his class. He calls it his "black book". He never misses a chance to pull out this notebook and read all the stupid shit people say.

One day class was really boring and slow when we were learning about inertia and momentum and shit. So to "liven up" the class, he pulls out this book and reads a few lines of stupid things people have said about objects retaining their state of motion, etc, etc. After reading all this shit, he goes around and asks random people to define stuff.

He gets to this one kid and asks him "What is momentum?".... the kids reply:

>when an object smashes something and gets a happy feeling

Whole class bursts into laughter and teacher has something new to write in his book