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I'm about to leave with my girlfriend to a Halloween party, and it's going to be awesome! There's going to be TONS of beer, vodka, and hot girls. I love being a teen with a lot of friends. Only thing I'm scared about is I'm cheating on my girlfriend with two other hot babes, and they're going to be at the party.

My girlfriend has DD tits, and she's only 13; I'm 14. I get her to orgasm like every time we fuck (which is twice a day). I even got her pregnant once, but we got that little cunt aborted.

If we didn't abort that baby, that would have been bad for my MIT application. I have never gotten a grade below A+, and I'm taking Vector Calculus as a Sophomore (yes, I'm 14 and a sophomore) so my academic career would have gone to waste. Because I already got 2390 on my SAT, and both my parents teach there, I got pre-accepted into Harvard, but Harvard's shit. I want MIT.

I have straight A+'s, a nice face and body, TONS of friends and hot girls who would do anything just to get me to fuck them. I love my life so much.