/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6680869
>wisdom

Buddy, you are all kinds of ways in the WRONG place...

>>6551320
> implying there are any other ebin /sci/ maymays

>>6445586
>that pic

Reminds me of this.

Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analyzed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.

>>6150373
>pic, while I'm at it.

>>6123484
OP there's two issues and you're clearly confounding them if you're retarded enough to make a thread with that post.

Also, we get threads like this on a daily basis. Refer to the last one in the archive.

https://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/S6117307

reported for nsfw and being retarded

>>6101590

The mods are sitewide. That's why they don't give a fuck about /sci/. There was one mod who did and even wrote a script to automatically sticky a Putnam problem every day in /sci/, but it turned out he was just some random who'd hacked a mod's account.

>>5761394
Sounds about right.

>>5749363
You're too stupid to be on /sci/, and that's something.

Nope, Didn't finish my b.s. until I was 26. Life has continued to be awesome.

What final(s) are you studying for (or procrastinating instead of studying for) /sci?

>Ochem II
>Achem
>Parasitology

>>4366592
You're playing with fire with the few mods that police this board.
They don't fuck around.

>>3910259
MODS = GODS