/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4976041

>be a healthy and slim scientist walking in
>c-c-can i have m-money pls give me money
>what?
>pls just give me money right now give money
>spaghetti everywhere, funding revoked

>strongfat scientist walks in, throws down proposal and stares
>the board nervously looks at each other, feeling their cocks chub up a bit
>latent testosterone in the air makes proposal the best fucking thing they've ever seen
>"i knew you bros would pull through on me and you know i'll deliver"
>the board creams themselves and drapes over table panting while Dr. Strongfat walks off sturdily