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>> No.3091275 [View]
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3091275

Hello /sci/.

I have an busines idea.
The idea involves genetic manipulation and seals.
I wish to alter the arctic seal in such way that it will never reach the adult stage of its development. Essentially keeping them as cubs for their whole lives. I wish to sell these cute as fuck creatures to rich fucks with no morality.
An other possible market is for example the growing chinese middle class. Because they live in cramped cities and their cultural habits, dogs and cats are ill fitting to be pets. This is where my genetically altered seals come in. They provide the cutenes that kittens and puppies provide, but they can't walk, so there is no need for them to move aroud. The owners can just leave it wadling around the house while they are gone, or perphehaps leave it in the bath tub to swim around.

Because this creature would spent its whole life as a baby, they would only need to feed it milk.
it would be like a living teddy bear, exept it would be a SEAL! Perfect for child families! Easy as fuck to keep, and it would provide all the cutenes and company the family would ever need.

Just look at this motherfuker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4&feature=related

Wouldn't you want one as a pet, especially if it never grew up?
With SCIENCE this is possible!

What I am asking you, is what precautions should I consider if I ever try to pursue this busines idea. For example, should I move to a certain country before I start the innitial product development, to evade too harsh laws against genetic alteration?

>> No.2823265 [View]
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2823265

I just want a powerful mechanical body that allows me to wrestle bears to death and punch out sharks. Is that too much to ask?

Pick related, I'd protect babby seals from polar bears by wrestling with the mighty predators.
One can only dream...

>> No.2823264 [DELETED]  [View]
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2823264

I just want a powerful mechanical body that allows me to wrestle bears to death and punch out sharks. Is that too much to ask?

Pick related, I'd protect babby seals from polar bears by wrestling with the mighty predators.
One can only dream...

>> No.2823262 [DELETED]  [View]
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2823262

I just want a powerful mechanical body that allows me to wrestle bears to death and punch out sharks. Is that too much to ask?

Pick realted, I'd protect babby seals from polar bears by whrestling with the mighty predators.
One can only dream...

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