/sci/ - Science & Math

I've got to program a monte carlo simulation but can't think of any interesting ideas.

If I don't come up with a good one myself the prof will do it for me and it will be something very boring.

Any cool ideas /sci/?

1) Fuck off, I HATE spiders.

2) Genetic engineering would be faster

3) You know what, scap that, forget about (2), please do selective breeding. Start by selecting for longevity. You need to delay the onset of reproductive age. When your spiders' reproductive age is around 200 years, then add the other fitness functions.

>Education: School of hard knocks

>>6222313

>1
>prime

>There are actually people on /sci/ RIGHT NOW who have / had a sub - 3.3 gpa

What is this? Middle school?

Come on, Reality. I just want to talk to you. I know you're not shy. I see you conversing with all of the other pseudo-intellectuals at the coffee tavern. Why not me? Give me a chance, baby. I'll show you I can speak your language.

Damn. Still no luck. I really need to get Real!

>>5590867

So you would turn down someone who got the maximum score without even letting him try?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment
>He was unable to remain a neutral observer, since he influenced the direction of the experiment as the prison's superintendent. Conclusions and observations drawn by the experimenters were largely subjective and anecdotal, and the experiment would be difficult for other researchers to reproduce.
>In contrast to Zimbardo's claim that participants were given no instructions about how to behave, his briefing of the guards gave them a clear sense that they should oppress the prisoners.
Why do people eat this pseudoscientific shit up?