/sci/ - Science & Math

I have looked carefully for any evidence that there is a giant squid in my kitchen.

Such evidence is totally lacking.

No tentacle-marks on the wall.
No ink stains on the cabinetry.
No saltwater puddles on the floor.
No pervasive smell offish and ammonia.
Don't see a giant squid, even looking in the pantry and under appliances.
No hungry sperm whales using kitchen for hunting grounds.

Given that none of the expected evidence that a giant squid in the kitchen would be expected to produce, it seems a pretty safe conclusion that no giant squid is present there-in.