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>>11324484
> inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>elon is suddenly getting chased by blue checkmarks online
>they wanna sue hard
>he can't turn back now
https://youtu.be/h_SxVtf6Nk0 plays
>orbiting starships reveal railguns and laser emitters
>the muskrat has gone into full panic but is slowly gaining composure
>IDF is getting wrecked by starship bolts and lasers
>superpowered Jacob Rothschild fused with the rest of the elite families comes out of beresheet rocket
>"OY VEY YOU CAN'T DESTROY MY KALERGI PLAN"
>elon uses his economic status to gain literal power
>"FALCON PUUUUUUNCH"
>hits the minecraft villager with the force of a thousand raptor engines
>jacob evaporates
>battle space is enveloped in a fire
>hollywood and israel are no more
>world hunger solves itself
>racial tensions finally subside
>populations balance
>cancer finally gets cured comercially
>elon is retired, passes his position to an autist he deems worthy
>SpaceX finally freed the world
>humanity can now colonize more solar systems

>>11071269
KEK!

>>11055347
See this:
>>11055346
Still
>mfw elon musk is technically black