/sci/ - Science & Math

Invent a sexual substitute that looks and feels just like a woman - like a Real Doll, only 100x better. You'll be famous the world over.

Either that or fiddle with swine flu genetics so that a billion people die. That should do it too.

>>3250016
>retard intelligence
OP is an oxymoron.

>>3244512
Try bathing. You might need to attach a sponge to a stick to get in between your backfat folds.

Also, admit that you're actually 45, and stop trying to shake your laffy taffy with the 20-somethings at the clubs. They are NOT "your age", no matter how much you wish you could fuck them.

>>3185086
You need to read The Post-American World by Fareed Zakaria. Yes, books are good for something besides growing mushrooms on.
> From seeds?

>>3150844
> The arab revolution[s] were [exclusively] about wealth.
Almost true. No revolution is about expression, intelligence, or even wealth. Wealth today is mostly measured in digital numbers - numbers which can be frozen or taken away easily by the government.

No, revolution comes from a group of unemployed bums who can't afford to eat. When you're starving to death, getting shot doesn't look like a bad alternative.

Even the Americans only had about 1/3 of their population for revolution. The rest? Couldn't care less if there was a King or not.

>>3091359
> Eventually society will reach a point where believing in god will be viewed the same as believing in fairies.

It's been over 2000 years and people are still dying for the concept. I wouldn't hold your breath in anticipation were I you.

>>2951406
Evolution is bullshit. Cash in. Just know that when the crash comes, it's you glubbermint maggots that will be first against the wall.

Can you help an underemployed brother out with a letter of ref, btw?

Twice as cold is half as hot.
Since 0 degrees = 255 Kelvin (rounding), tomorrow it will be 127.5 Kelvin, or -230 F (-146 C).
That's cold enough to freeze all of the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, ending all life on the planet.

So fuck it, smoke up, the world ends tomorrow.

>>2783819
Did you rub the vicodin on your dick BEFORE fucking off? It's all in the technique.

As a demonstrative pronoun, this denotes something that is present or near in place or time, or something just mentioned, or that is just about to be mentioned.

As an adjective, this has the same demonstrative force as the pronoun, but is followed by a noun; as, this book; this way to town.

So fuck you.

Hey dumbass - 30 seconds on Google and I found this on the US immigration website:

>Tobacco Products
>You may include in your personal exemption
> not more than 200 cigarettes (one carton) or
> 50 cigars or two kilograms (4.4 lbs.) of
> smoking tobacco, or proportionate amounts of
> each. An additional 100 cigars may be
> brought in under your gift exemption.
>Cigars of Cuban origin are generally prohibited
> entry, even for personal use.

Planning to smoke more than 300 cigars while you're here? Jesus, you're addicted And a dick.
Ted.

Probability totals 100%. When a problem calls for AT LEAST one, treat it like:

100% minus the probability that zero senators in your sample are in support.

The probability that each senator doesn't support it is 75%. The probability that NO senators in your sample supports it is:
.75*.75*.75*.75*.75 = 0.237 or 24%, rounding up.

The probability that AT LEAST ONE senator supports it, therefore, is 100-24 = 76%