/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7967796
Don't make me laugh.

After we threatened earth you world leaders betrayed you for a mere 40 Crodors and covered the whole thing up. The last hundred years have been them secretly fighting over them while constantly paying tribute to us.

Our threat didn't unite your pitiful spices, it fractured it into a mediocre reality TV show which is how STMLF (Save the Meager Lifeforms) managed to raise such a long petition to postpone your eradication.

But let me warn you. If you don't bring back some interesting characters like Hitler your rating are going to keep slipping till it won't be worth not destroying you planet.