/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10153170
>tfw you pay for your coffee with a fistful of coins so they won't notice that you short-changed them 25 cents

>>8695894
>Computers wouldn't exist if not for some philosopher proving to the ignorant world that yes, 1+1 indeed equals 2
Alright philosotard. As long as you feel good about yourself.

>>8317212
>calc 2 midterm
>professor puts question pertaining to a topic we never covered on there
>mfw I countered trolled him by remembering how to do the problem from another problem of the same type on a practice exam despite not knowing what I was doing

>>7960229
You're speaking to different people, m8. pol is diverse since pol as you define it is something you don't like. anyway i'm not from /pol/, i just find their trolling hilarious. They trigger literally the most annoying faggots on earth right now so much. The salt mines they have mined.

>smart but lazy
i've noticed this phrase causes insurmountable amounts of rectal damage here. why is that? is it because you're having trouble coming to terms with how silly this notion of self worth that depends on the approval of others and institutions is? or is there more to it? must be you're just trying to block out how much of an idiot you were to waste away in some dingy library just to get some extra letters beside your name while the girl of your dreams ran away with some smart but lazy. don't be so assblasted, it's the future you chose.

>>7620564

Is this a proven law of academia?

Theory - Average to above-average attractiveness, well-rounded, appreciates the arts, physically fit, poor, a little crazy in the head but just the right amount.

>Applied - Ugly, socially inept, materialist, narrow-minded, has money, thinks women are out to get them, physically unhealthy, can't stop talking about science.