/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5160401
>Feels bad man, just go all the way bald if you gotta and rock the manly mr.clean look.
But I like my hair ;_;

>tfw itchy eyes that don't itch unless you itch them but the relief is only momentary and the itch comes back twice as worse but if you don'y itch them it's pain for the rest of the day and washing your eyes out doesn't help at all
Fuck the human body

>that feel when you'll never be able to pin TN5 !/sci/TN5 against a blackboard while he solves the putnam problem of the day and you make sweet love to his ass

definitely kill yourself

>Friends invite me to a party
>I decide to man up and just go
>Almost immediately after I arrive people start making fun of my cape
>I hold back tears as best as I can
>Finally get into the bathroom
>Tuck my cape into my socks so I don't look like a total dork
>Wipe away tears before I go back out
>Still sense people are laughing at me behind my back
>Friends urge me to dance
>I don't know any moves so I just flourish my cape and fist pump a little
>I step on some girls foot and she makes a scene and calls me names
>Run away and blend into the crowd
>I then decide to try some alcohol
>After three beers I feel sick
>The line is too long for the bathroom so I run and find an empty room to throw up in
>Finally find an upstairs bedroom and projectile vomit onto the bed
>Hear screams
>I just threw up on a dude and some chick making sex
>They both make fun of my cape
>I lose my favorite yugioh keychain on the walk home