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The cuttlefish will guide us to Cthulthu

This is a sad thread, and you are sad people.
Go outside, enjoy what the universe has given you this day and stop arguing about pointles biologial urges.

Here, have this cute baby cutlefish to brighten your day. Just look at this happy bastard. Look at it. Do you think it cares if you are virgin or not, no it doesn't. It accepts you just the way you are.

Go now, and be happy!

Cuttlefish, motherfucker!

Just look at this cute bastard! It looks so happy, with those tiny tentacles and big blue eyes.

These motherfuckers are smart, chainge color and even the texture of their skin. Easily the best Cephalopoda species around. Octopi may be smart, but they aren't as cute! And squids are just freaky...

Look, I found some videos of these litle fuckers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-DusaSVHmM
Observe how they expres their emotions, by turning black! How sweet is that! Fuck with one, and they put on their angry face and rape you to submission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujRgSRYE9A
How about this. These bastards have fucking active camouflage, a technology man hasn't mastered. They are the stealth fighters of the ocean. They just cloak around and don't give a fuck. Be a crab in thebottom of the reef, just doing your daily busines, BAM, one of these motherfuckers comes around and crabs you and then fucking eats you, just like that. You never see it coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7Dqf0vzzQ

In addition to all that, the cuttlefish also are the party animals of the ocean, they fucking have a disco light shows that they can iniate with their own body. Just wach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avp41TO6R1g&feature=related

tl;dr CUTTLEFISHES FUCK YEAR!

* edited out some typos

Cuttlefish, motherfucker!

Just look at this cute bastard! It looks so happy, with those tiny tentacles and blue eyes.

These motherfuckers are smart, chainge color and even the texture of their skin. Easily the best Cephalopoda species around. Octopi may be smart, but they aren't as cute! And squids are just freaky...

Look, I found some videos of these litle fuckers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-DusaSVHmM
Observe how they expres their emotions, by turning black! How sweet is that! Fuck with one, and they put on their angry face and rape you to submission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujRgSRYE9A
How about this. These bstards have fucking active camouflage, a technology man hasn't mastered. They are the stealth fighters of the ocean. They just cloak around and don't give a fuck. Be a crab in thebottom of the reef, just doing your daily busines, BAM, one of these motherfuckers comes around and crabs you and then fucking eats you, just like that. You never see it coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7Dqf0vzzQ

In addition to all that, the cutlefish also are the party animals of the ocean, they fucking have a dicko light show that they can iniate with their own body. Just wach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avp41TO6R1g&feature=related