/sci/ - Science & Math

Hey /sci/

If an infinite number of alternate universes exists, can't there be a God in some of those universes?

Just sayin.

To find the meaning of life over an infinite amount of time, would you rather have 1000 monkeys or all of 4chan?

what was that one quote on god about some ancient greek philosopher (not epicurus) who was like if theres a god then he should be a chill guy for u to believe in him if hes not chill then hes not a god worth believing in him and u should just live ur life happily anyways

or something like that who was the guys names?

>>3384764

ENJOY THIS WORLD I CREATED JUST FOR YOU TO ENJOY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL


BUT FUCK UP THE SLIGHTEST AND YOU BURN FOREVER.

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Hey /sci/

What's this I here about you not believing in me? What the fuck is that all about? I wrote all that shit in the bible for a reason. If you don't shape up, I'll kill you.

Love;
God.

The thread about god no longer exists, is this a metaphor?

also .. Why is my varification code ingest fist... I don't want to eat a fist :(

Imagine a universe rise. A tiny glass marble filled with 1 trillion galaxies.
You ain't got shit on me with your galaxy rise, sagan.

Prove that God doesn't exist.

Prove that God doesn't exist.

ALRIGHT
In a fight between Allah, Yahweh, Bramen and Ra, who would win?

Everytime I see these threads, I laugh. You sure are desperate to be on the right, aren't you?

is god real?
yes/no

anyone here familiar w stata, the program? and demographics?

Hey guise,
If god is real, why do atheists exist?

Atheism: 1
Religious fags: 0

>>1561523

Agreed. Drowning is by far the most efficient. More painful too!

Don't mind me, just being the reason you all exist.

>>1420940
Because I wanted to try and see what happened, child.

Really. Do you have any reason as to why not to create stuff if you can?

God

•God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
•God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighnor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
•God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
•And, finally, God makes sure that if you are guilty of even the smallest transgression, you shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was. (See the entire book of Revelation)

Show me proof of your Abrahamic God.

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You fucking dumbass think science is the anwser, wrong, it's not. You will all go to hell. Fucking virgins.

Therefore, god EXIST.

Hey /sci/

You're an expert on God and all of his miricles.

So I have a question for you.

Does God Poop?