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>>9255461
THE /SCI/

Okay. For this one you are going to need acid of high molarity.
You will then need helium, but not for the reason you'd expect.
You are going to fill a vat of acid, wait up on a building, ToysRus preferably.
There you must attach balloons to a precipiced vat of acid which you will then climb into.
When the time comes, you must inhale, yell out
at the top of your lungs,

"ABSOLUTELY PHENOTYPE"

And proceed to let go of a string holding the acid.

If all goes accordingly you will soften up like a waterballoon and splatter to the floor, the acid will evaporate and you will cover everything in erosive entrails.

Finally, the balloons and the acid vat will float away, leaving no evidence as to who did it.
Bonus points for landing on a car or people or impaling yourself on a spike.