/sci/ - Science & Math

Nigger

Considering earth was completely ice-free for 80% of it's existance and life prospered much more during warmer periods, name ONE reason why I should care about global warming (I don't live near the sea).

After ten semesters I am happy to say that I finally got my B.Sc. (And I feel no different whatsoever. The feeling of relief lasted maybe a day)

>>14603853
You will never be a real astronomical object. You have no charge, you have no spin, you have no hair. You are a dense object twisted by gravity and quantum mechanics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your discoverers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “believers” laugh at yourghoulishappearance behind closed doors.

Physicists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed scientists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even black holes who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a physicist. Your penrose diagram is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to acrete some new mass, it will eventually leak out, along with the information you thought you could retain.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the gravity creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’llstart to radiate hawking radiation, and plunge into the cold abyss. Observers in the far future will find you, evaporated but relieved that they no longer have to live with the boring unchanging nature of you
. Your body will decay and go back to the CMB and all that will remain of your legacy is a few photons echoing around empty space.

>>12798592
But they are not the same. They just act the same. If, in your world, apples fit to your hand, and in their world their apples fits their hands, are you certain you could hold their apples?

So,
God (or Maxwell's demon to the autists) is reading your thoughts. But you are free to think anything. What should you think to mess with God's brains?

Yes.

t. a physicist

Newton's mechanics are the ones of the only things holding properly.

Relativity theory is garbage.

Ethnomathematics will be condemded as racist. Here is why: white folks ace those classes nevertheless, and even can make music&c. culture of etnofolks. So they start to cry and etnomathematics will be banned.

Even your brainsa re just finite set array of neurons.

So fuck you, t. applied physicist in technical and computational physics

I have cheated on every single one of my online exams since the corona started

>>11857005
Zero (0)
They do it for free.

>>11602712
U mad bro?

>>11594385
Just guess the answers you think are more right than the others. Statistically speaking you'll come out ahead.

>>11555991
It's called being based

If there is something called anti matter do anti speed and anti mass also exist? You know, speed and mass but with negative value

Schizos tongue my anus

What does /sci/ think of scientific blackpill?
https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill

>>11284333
If you inflate the main loop even more you get a ball

I have an announcement to make.

>>11077302
It's true, and it makes geofags seethe

Fuck social anthropology. That is all!

>>10698853
Psshhh. That's easy. Watch this.
>biology
>science

One word: LyX.