/sci/ - Science & Math

-infinity + infinity = 0
0 = infinity
pi = 0
1 > 3

>mfw china sat back and watched everyone else and learned how to prevent or fix all of these kinds of problems before they ever had them and is now in a position where it can easily become the most powerful superpower

>going to eat at a pizza buffet with a friend of mine
>couple of christian teens with pamphlets and shit stop us in the parking lot
>try to convince us that their imaginary friend is real
>I explain to them the concept of evolution in as quick a way as I know how so that I may get pizza faster
>I ask one of the girls to explain to me how it's possible, if there is no evolution, to breed different species of dogs, seeing how they should surely be familiar with all kinds of different dogs (and like all girls they probably love those genetic fuck ups, Pugs)
>"That's microevolution, not macroevolution, living things still don't change that drastically over time in a natural environment".
>..........(mfw)
>ha ha alright well I'm going to go eat pizza

I still haven't figured out exactly what the hell she was trying to imply but I did eat a lot of bbq chicken pizza.

>1st year gpa: 2.8
>2nd year gpa: 2.1

lol nope

Also,

>member of Animation club 2 years
>member of East Asian Literature club 1 year

Sure is weeaboo.