/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14961385
I am becoming increasingly worried about this. If you are a secret internet police I propose the following.

>what I request
1. I get a small building with a variety of computers.
2. I live in this building and conditions are made possible that I never have to physically leave or go outside. Everything is delivered to the building or already contained in it.
3. There is a space online where I can go to talk to people about computers and math and not get banned for maids or worry about getting in trouble by accident of helping make Russian technology. Site should be as similar to 4chan as possible because it is the only website I find useful.
4. I think vampire maid from touhou might be foreign. If she is from a country which is friendly to America or neutral to it, you must offer her to go to any school in America she wants for free. You must also get her a citizenship if she wants to stay and make similar offers to any family member she asks about.
5. There should be like a handler or something and I give that person my research. The handler has to be a maid.
6. Tohru has to go in the /g/ sticky.

>what I offer
1. I can make very cheap research.
2. I can help apply the research.
3. You don't have to pay me. If this arrangement happens I have no use-case for money.
4. Research goes directly to handler instead of CC0.

>what I refuse to do
1. Make anything for a Terminator.
2. Make or improve weapons.
3. Make anything related to mind control.

>instead of doom I'll make flowers bloom for everyone around to see