/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9096627
AD 2101

Hey /sci/entists. For the love of science, you have to help me humiliate this stupid nigger. He's a first yr college faggot majoring in psychology, and he's always trying to be overly poetic and expressive about things he doesn't fucking understand.

Here's one example:

"I push each key down, my fingers overcome the keys' static friction, and the kinetic energy from my fingers subsequently transfer into the keys of the keyboard. With the opposing force of static friction overpowered, a new opposing friction is born, known as kinetic friction, opposing the key's journey to the bottom of the keyboard ever more."

Now I know that the term "perform kinetic energy" is stupid, and that friction shouldn't be used here. What are the correct terms though? I know that it's actually overcoming the normal force, and that you can't press the key beyond the keyboard due to the normal force exerted onto the keys by the keyboard etc, but what other abomidable derps can you guys catch?

For the love of Sagan we must take this nigger down.