/sci/ - Science & Math

holy shit /sci/
this guy is real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxZKV8lCvzs

>>4203327
another

So, do you think this guy believes everything he says?

You'd think after decades of refutation ancient astronaut theories would be dispelled.

Was it given to you by aliens?

>What do you take?
one of the ancient aliens.
>What do you do when you get back?
post a religion thread on /sci/

I'm not saying it was aliens ...

>>4180952

Except evolution actually has legitimate evidence behind it.

What if they cry because aliens?

He's probably not human.

Liberals have mind reading powers bestowed upon them by aliyums

>>4141272
Let's do this shit.

Does this mean I was right all along? ALIEUMS.

>>4124072
<- Answer.

Prediction: You'll be banned.

>really long time ago
>how could they do this?
>it's a mystery
>therefore aliens

>2011
>not using anesthesia

Sure is Adam and Eve here.

>astrobiology

>>>/x/ is a better place to discuss these issues

It was aliens.

>Will the ancient aliens come back to enslave us again?
>again

It is possible with a massive injection of energy from outside the universe... from aliens

>mfw OP's link

>The external temperature of the human body is 98°F, but the internal is 100°F and this increases with masturbation. When the adolescent finishes masturbating, a peristaltic movement of absorption takes place and by effect of the emptiness, the seminal vesicle tries to fill and humid air is absorbed through the penis which is later absorbed from the seminal vesicle to the lymphatic system, arriving at the brain producing a thermal shock and cold spaces between the cerebral neurons and cells and this affects cerebral, physical and nervous normality. Seminal vesicle could absorb sperms instead of air, but this is not possible because sperms have already been expelled; besides, it is easier to suck air than liquid

>Concerning this cold air absorbed by the masturbating one, SAMAEL AUN WEOR, philosopher, anthropologist, esoteric scholar, sexologist and contemporary psychologist, in the chapter "Sexology" of his book DIDACTIC OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE, affirms: "Concerning masturbating ones, you certainly know what the vice of masturbation is. When somebody masturbates, is committing a crime against nature. After entity of semen has been ejaculated, it remains such a peristaltic movement in the phallus, this is known by every man. When masturbating, cold air is absorbed by the phallus with the peristaltic movement. This goes later to the brain, therefore many cerebral faculties are exhausted. Innumerable men have become insane because of the abominable vice of masturbation. A full air brain is a stupid brain in a one hundred percent. So, we condemned this vice in a one hundred percent".

http://www.anael.org/english/sex/cuatro.htm

>>4018673