/sci/ - Science & Math

Hear me out, /sci/.

How do I give myself a heart attack? I'm a medfag and I'm working on a thing that can basically nuke a hear attack as it happens. Something like a shot that the heart attack victim can even apply to themselves in case of emergency.

But they refuse to let me and my partner test it. To be absolutely honest, we're not 100% sure it'll work. But I want to be the guinea pig because if this works, I can literally save millions.

But in the midst of all this I lost track and forgot even some of the most basic shit I learnt while still in Uni, before I started developing this.

Thus me being here. Any way I can give myself a MILD heart attack that won't kill me but will destabilize me enough for me to test this shot?

Please, it's important. It doesn't matter if I'm hospitalized afterwards, as long as I see the desired effects I know I'm on the right track.

It should be noted it has to be a "mild" one...I don't want to die.

>>6718044

>these threads

>tfw you dropped out of school
>after few years you decided to go back
>managed to get HS diploma equivalent

>tfw colleges in my country have age limits for any kind of degree
>including engineering, law, business, !LOLBIOLOGY!1!, any science for that matter
>except maybe Arts
>can't afford to move to another country

Just wanted to tell you guys who are contemplating about rejoining college and pursue higher education, be grateful that at least you arseholes have a choice.

Implying they won't turn on us
>yfw being eaten from the inside out by nanobots

>>4459713
laughed more than i should have

>>4448904

HHNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

How do you convince yourself to get off the internet and get shit done?

Skipped all but 10
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hipsters and science fans detected.

>>3799317

>>3785099
First page.

"Science can be defined as "information gained by using our senses." Faith means "holding beliefs without seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, or touching the proof of them." When the moon came into being, were there any people there to get facts through their senses? Then do all our ideas about where the moon came from rest on science or faith? What anyone believes about the beginning of things rests on faith, not science."

>>3748859
>where the workers, not 3rd party stockholders + trustees own the corporation

Medifriends.

Fake or real?
http://vimeo.com/24821365

tl;dr "Burzynski: Cancer Is Serious Business", true or false?

>>3679512
lolnope
>>3679513
>>3679544
>>3679638
Ohohohoho

HOHOHOHOHO

>mfw coding in turing
>mfw only knowing turing

>>3636747
>>3636768
>>3636774
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>>3636758

>Your precious bodily fluids will always be sapped and impure

>>3563323

He used the word "paradigm" out of context like an idiot...

>>3478814

>this thread

>mfw

>this thread

Here is proof for the existence of god.

Here is the formal definition of a code:

"Given a source with probability space [Omega, A, p(A)] and a receiver with probability space [Omega, B, p(B)], then a unique mapping of the letters of alphabet A onto letters of alphabet B is called a code. Here p(A) is the probability vector of the elements of alphabet A and p (B) is the probability vector of the elements of alphabet B." (Perlwitz , Burks and Waterman, 1988)

"Every code, as the term is used in this book, can be regarded as a channel with an input alphabet A and an output alphabet B." (Hubert Yockey, Information Theory, Evolution, and the Origin of Life, Cambridge University Press, 2005)

To fit the formal definition of a code, DNA need only uniquely specify one or more characteristics (male/female, blood type, etc). It does, therefore by Perlwitz’s definition DNA is a code.

Since the extensive papers, dictionaries and mathematical definitions I've cited thus far have not been sufficient to persuade you that DNA is literally a code, I'm happy to provide you with further support for my thesis, and more textbook definitions so that all can agree: