/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14824345
>“S*xual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported, ”Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena doubted.
>Angola President João Lourenço has already nicknamed the boy the “Angolan Miracle Child” as well as praising the young man as a “National treasure”, “a sign from God” and a “testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola.”
this can't be real

>>9357139
>/sci/ average is 130-140

Do you really think you can live forever? You can't.
Prove me wrong.
Checklist:
Halt or reverse aging. This is easy.
Mitigate risk of physical injury. This is easy.
Mitigate risk of mental degradation. This is easy. Hook yourself up to a computer.
Mitigate the risk of you running out of energy within the earth's lifetime. This is easy. Just get into a spaceship and start orbiting a red dwarf, and harvest that energy.
Mitigate entropy increase. This is near impossible.
Mitigate the risk of a false vacuum collapse. This is impossible.


Your best shot for immortality is to just kill yourself knowing that your brain in its current state will remanifest as a Boltzmann Brain out of random, quantum fluctuations sometime in the distant future, orders of magnitude beyond the point where entropy has reached a maximum.

>>8682920
>whomst'd've'th hath

>>8600894
It's ridiculous! Why doesn't Hiro just drop it?

>>8085601
I'm laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

>>8046370
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>>8046363
>assblasted "le pyuure" science/math fags
Enjoy your non-existent jobs.

>>7598724

>>7538545
>Who are the dumbest STEM majors in university that you have seen?
Biology and its not even funny, just sad at times. They struggled so hard with Chemestry intro class, they even called that shit hard...

>Who are the smartest and hardest working?
Physics
Medicine
5%-10% of the Math students

Engineering would be here, but there are to many people who go to Engineering for muhney. And those fucks are keeping the hard working rates down as fuck.

>Who are the most full of themselves?
Engineering with out a doubt. I would also put Physics and Medicine, but the vast majority becomes humble really fast.
Watching the brightness in the eyes of the freshmen in Physics and Medicine go dim is amazing. Pic related to this.

>>7393782
The same article again. Damn Engineers really are creative.

>tfw only the weak would choose money and a dull life over a creative, meaningful and hard life.

If you are an Engineer that comes here to shit on other peoples choices, you wont do too well.