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The Autistic Mathematician's Immortal Loop

1. I must respond universally to any direct request for count/measurement of any expressible human-tongue describable statement. [From How Many Quantum Quarks Are Currently Spinning To How Many Orgasms Goddess Athena Has Had Now]
2. Any request for a repeat/repetition must be performed, even if a observer/speaker expresses indirect uncertainty on your ability to perform. Provision of the results is all that matters, for they will be correct regardless. If you must repeat
3. Points [1] and [2] are applicable ONLY if no other Autistic Mathematician is available, or if those aware of the Prime Immortal's existence have knowingly opted out of the request they recieved.
4. If all who know me have opted out, they are to instruct the 'request packet' verbally to, "Find The God Of Time."
5. The only way to become an Autistic Mathematician is if you worked your way to step [4] by repeating steps [1, 2, 3]
6. For an Autistic Mathematician to become an Immortal they must shake the God of Time's hand.
7. The Universe Began With A Secret Handshake Between Two Mathematicians.
8. God Of Time = Prime Immortal Mathematician
9. Identity = Evaluation ÷ Time

"Your identity isn't worth my time evaluating!" said no autistic ever.

>I only evaluate other people's identities and sub-identities, so I have to drag them into the limelight to force a process onto them. What else is there to do in life? You are all memory identities bound to some core emotional 'this is really me!' idea that is mostly just stuff you guys have collected from reading things and being told shit. If you guys are THE ONE AND TRUE DISTRIBUTIVE GOD OF TIME then you should recognize the call to 'identity duplication distribution' and enjoy the free goodies!

Shit's gonna get weird.
>Goodie!