/sci/ - Science & Math

Do you know what this is, /sci/?

FYI, that was a rhetorical question dumb dick. Of course you know what this sweet, juicy motherfucker is; it's the godamn Baconator, biotch.

Yeah that's right, the Baconator. Like Burger and Terminator put together. It's only the most badass piece of man made goodness since Albert Einstein's string theory, except you couldn't eat pussy ass string theory, whereas a Baconator could feed a whole African village for 3 weeks. When I say feast your eyes on this fucker, I mean look at it with more burning passion than your pathetic 4/10 girlfriend could ever bring you. Calories? This bitch has 1,3030 of them. That's right, no more bitch ass otter mode for you Skeletor, it's time to go Heman up in this bitch. Protein? 90g, that's enough to kill your fucking grandma, and you hate that cunt.

What are you waiting for, your tofu to finish cooking? Go out and grab one of these babies, unless of course you want people to think you're a communist homosexual, in which case, carry on.