/sci/ - Science & Math

Until moot gets off his stupid jew ass and makes /$/, I'm posting this here.

In the near future, I will coming into approximately 2-4k of expendable income.

What should I invest it in? If stocks, which do you recommend?

I want a minimum of a 15% return in a maximum of 1 year.

>PhD in math
>any job I want
>300K starting

Why would women be attracted to intellgence ?
They are attracted to money, charm, humor and that stuff. Having a PHD in rocket science wont make you a pussy magnet unless you are spraying money.

Mathematician approves

So /sci/, is homo economicus just a fairy tale economists tell each other at bed time?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/body/mind-over-money.html

> PHD in Mathematics from community college
> Any drugs I want
> -200K ending

>>3635697

>mfw the only thing separating me from bank and bitches is time

However, for you, no matter how much time, you'll never make as much as me! AHAHAHAHA

I am lazy. I want to make the most money with the least effort and also be guaranteed a job at 60k in the future even with gross incompetence. What should I major in?

>LsD in hippocampus
>Any blob I want
>300kjfawnh©žšœ