/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11710290
I think that's a good combo.

>>11710356
Waste of time.

>>11710441
I could imagine that scenario. Going into a conference on measure theory or differential geometry or whatever, and then finding the bulkiest guy in there. You walk to him and ask "have you considered doing something actually interesting instead of just computing some integrals like a pesky high schooler?", and he looks at you infuriated. "Mylady", he says, "what might this actually interesting be then?" while pushing you back against the wall, asserting dominance with his huge body. "Why that is obviously group cohomology", you say blushing, but then you add "but that is obviously beyond your mental capacity" winking your eye. At this point he is furious and lifts you up, and you whisper into his ear "do you have this lifting property with respect to everyone, or am I unique to you?". He growls like a beast and takes you to the conference room telling everyone to leave. His feral look and primal rage make people inside obey his command out of an animalistic instinct of preservation. He places you face down on the table and ties you up with his belt and slaps your butt. Your smooth skin makes him think of you like he thinks about his manifolds, and he puts his hand over your mouth. "No screaming", he grunts into your ear, like a primate he is. "As if I would scream and give you that pleasure, anal boy!" you reply after you have bitten his hand and freed your mouth. He rips his shirt in anger and pulls your knickers down. "I will show you why analysis is the superior field!" he shouts with his voice twisted from the guttural sounds of primitive lust.
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(not really)