/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>12082377
“Vaccines are poison.” Anonymous circa 2020

>>11811560
[math](\alpha+\beta)^2=(\alpha+\beta)(\alpha+\beta)=\alpha^2+\beta^2+\beta\alpha+\alpha\beta=\alpha^2+2\alpha\beta+\beta^2[/math]

>tfw too intelligent

>>9985745
Brain power is correlate to the number of gyri (folds) your brain has, not to size. I.e., the more folds your brain has, greater the surface area and smarter, or more evolved, you are. Animals like mice have very smooth brain surfaces, whereas humans and dolphins have plenty of folds. Dolphins have more evolved brains than humans, but that doesn't necessarily mean they are more intelligent.

>100-
"MHHHUURRRRR BFRLFGJGHHUUUURRRRR"

>100-200
"DURRRRRR"

>200-300
Some intelligible body language

>300-400
Some isolated words

>400-500
Simple sentences

>500-1000
Past and future tenses

>1000-5000
Subordinates

>5000-10000
Latin-based words

>10000-1 billion
Nontrivial figures of speech

>1 billion+
Only speaks in Sumerian

>>9790566
1

>>9692422
0. I don't take murrimutt tests.

>>9538302
>axiom of power set
>implying you can't imagine a collection of parts of a set

>axiom of infinity
>implying you can't imagine building an infinite object out of performing the same operation on something over and over

>axiom of choice
>implying you can't choose an element in a set

If any axiom of standard mathematics really came from thin air, be certain we'd doubt much more about its coherence.

>>9472946
>assume (not P) is true
>P is false, QED

>>9441553
Jokes on you. My evolutionary biology PhD will get me at least three more digits per year than you. Enjoy starving to death.

>>9208093
>tfw too intelligent to beat someone to death with a club

>>9171088
So after struggling for weeks calculus is suddenly brainlet easy mode. Not really certain why I get it now.

>tfw to intelligent too fap

Most of the anonymouses itt r geniuses. So I found picture of one:

>tfw pure maths major
pic related, it's me

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>>8668608
Holy shit yo, I think the answer is 5. But my brain is doing so many complex maths right now that I don't even consciously comprehend. Feels god man.

>>8599646
>tfw to intelligent to browse /pol/

tfw to smart for notes

If photons must always be at 'c' how can light slow down in mediums? Checkmate /sci/entists

K, I'm not even mad about the shitposting anymore, these are brilliantly drawn. Wish I could have all of them

>tfw to intelligent to major in art

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The person who posts the wojak with the smallest brain in this thread is a brainlet.

>tfw to intelligent too fail a class