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Could you cuddle with the rovers?

Ass-es,sment:

Sojourner
>Despite being microwave-oven sized (very cuddlable) it had no significant sources of harmful radiation on board. Sojourner also has been part of the cool mars rover gang. Launched in late 1996 he probably listens to Blur and Garbage a lot.
>8/10

Opportunity
>Part of the MER gang Opportunity had some experiments of radioactive nature as well as a radioisotope heater which largely depleted their initially relatively tame amounts of radiation since. He's holding several endurance records and had the most dramatic send-off 2 years ago. Launched in 03 alongside spirit, he probably listens to early Avril Lavigne stuff and Incubus. Sized like a llama and with his mast head, I'm giving him a
>9.2/10

Spirit
>As Opportunity part of the MER program he's pretty much the same gig. He lasted 20 times longer than his expected design life of 90 days, less than half of Oppy'S. BUT he drew a Bepis in the sand that one time and is therefore the more hardcore one so he's prb more of a Celldweller fan. The MER rovers also had that cool video with the Delta2's "How to get to Mars * Very Cool"
>9.4/10

Curiosity
>Has a giant RTG instead of the nice solar panels making him "very glowy" and looking like a scorpion, a truck sized scorpion, which sounds neat, but isn't. He also takes selfies and has flimsy wheels. Launched in 12 you could hold it to him that he kept it up while space was at it's all time low, did they even make music in 2012? Overall too big, warmfuzzy and zoomy to even attempt a cuddling.
>3/10

Perseverance
>Based on Curiosity it's looking pretty bleak, but the imagery is cool already and he's doing the pretty clever thing of fucking off to mars while we are all dying from the tvirus here, so he's a survivor, he also brought the copter that is very cool and cute, like Chewbacca and a Porg. Without sufficient data I will leave it at that. I think he was listening to MellowSonic the other day.
>to be determined/10

Could you cuddle with the rovers?

Ass-es,sment:

Sojourner
>Despite being microwave oven sized (very cuddlable) it had no significant sores of harmful radiation on board. Sojourner also has been part of the cool mars rover gang. Launched in hate 1996 he probably listens to Blur and Garbage a lot.
>8/10

Opportunity
>Part of the MER gang Opportunity had some experiments of radioactive nature as well as a radioisotope heater which largely depleted their initially relatively tame amounts of of since. He's holding several endurance records and had the most dramatic send-off 2 years ago. Launched in 03 he, alongside spirit probably listens to the early Avril Lavigne stuff and Incubus Sized like a llama and with his mast head, I'm giving him a
>9.2/10

Spirit
>As Opportunity part of the MER program he's pretty much the same gig. He lasted 20 times longer than his expected design life of 90 days, less than half of Oppy'S. BUT he drew a Bepis in the sand that one time and is therefore the more hardcore one so he's prb more of a Celldweller fan. The MER rovers also had that cool video with the Delta2's "How to get to Mars * Very Cool"
>9.4/10

Curiosity
>Has a giant RTG instead of the nice solar panels making him "very glowy" and looking like a scorpion, a truck sized scorpion, which sounds neat, but isn't. He also takes selfies and has flimsy wheels. Launched in 12 you could hold it to him that he kept it up while space was at it's all time low, did they even make music in 2012? Overall too big, warmfuzzy and zoomy to even attempt a cuddling.
>3/10

Perseverance
>Based on Curiosity it's looking pretty bleak, but the imagery is cool already and he's doing the pretty clever thing of fucking off to mars while we are all dying from the tvirus here, so he's a survivor, he also brought the copter that is very cool and cute, like Chewbacca and a Porg. Without sufficient data I will leave it at that. I think he was listening to MellowSonic the other day.
>to be determined/10