/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8704709
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in MacBook Air tech support, and I’ve been involved in numerous support issues, and I have over 300 resolved tickets. I am a trained college chess champion and I’m the top sceptic in the entire ICT sector. You are nothing to me but just another sheep. I will shit on your theories with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with following scientific dogma on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sceptics across the USA and your field perturbation is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, crackwhore. The storm through the ether that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can’t be anywhere, anytime, because quantum mechanics is incorrect. Not only is it incorrect, it can trivially be explained by dielectric induction in the ether, and I have access to the entire knowledge of the genius Nicolas Tesla which I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable theory off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “peer reviewed” paper was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.