/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15747926
I was speedreading this and went from "bathroom stall" to "he shouted over to Gwynne Shotwell in her adjacent cubicle" and had to do a double take

complete brainlet here, I used to work at a salmon farm where to knock out the fish and vaccinate them people just dumped liquid BENZOCAINE into the water, now workers used to have their hand submerged into that very same water day in and day out, is that safe? I need to know please am I gonna die or something?

Pitch meeting, trying to sell The Big Bang Theory as a concept to an alien race from another planet.

>Stars 28 Billion light years away

"Listen bro, the Universe is only 13.7 Billion revolutions of my planet around my star, old, because that's what I came up with, right? -takes long drag of odd self rolled cigarette-... -exhales-... But space expands, because I can't think of any other way to explain this shit." -coughs-

I want immortality, where do I start?
Know math, know some physics, can code.

>>14504066
>>14504083
>Photo Negative
>Not painted
>Image is burned into the surface layer of the linen, can only be caused by X-ray/Gamma, not Infrared
>Blood stains were on the cloth before the image
>Crown of Thorns
>First Century Flagrum Whip Marks
>Nails in the wrists
>Nails in the feet
>Spear wound in side
>Weave bleaching pattern matches type only found before 400AD
>Pollen in fibers is from plants only from Jerusalem
>1390 AD carbon dating now invalid
>New X-Ray dating confirms First Century
>Shroud marks match the Sudarium of Oviedo
>Both Shroud and Head cloth are mentioned in the Gospels
>Deboonkers have never been able to show how the Shroud can be reproduced

>Not Starship, not SLS but Falcon Heavy will carry people to the Moon.

>SN10 static fire
>it explodes and destroys both starships

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>>12343891
E-Elon? He'll be fine.

>>11968718
To keep the other monsters from the door.