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>>12119746
I'm predicting now that science will show that Jupiter is crawling with life, oh yes, and Venus is as sterile as my milk-man trusting father, oh my, yes.

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>>10990654
Tell me more abut this "the wheel."

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>>10287652
Oh my, no, they renamed that planet just to get rid of stupid jokes about its name. Oh, yes.

Also, you just read this in my voice.

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>>10054376
Oh my no, nuclear happened alright, but thankfully global warming cancelled it out. Also, you just read this in my voice, oh my yes.

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>>9935500
Oh my, yes. And slo sweet, delicious graviollis! Oh my. Yes.

Also, thanks to the wonders of Science, you just read this in my voice. Yes.

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>>8711359
According to my calculations, frozen diamonds, or "Diamondillium," are so strong that nothing can fracture them, not even God 1 and God 2 combined. Also, science proves that you just read this in my voice.

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So, /sci/. I need to know everything about Bismuth and Tungsten. Not like any real data, like hardness and density, but I need fun facts. Got any?

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>>4194516
The chi b(3P) boson particle is amazing, as it combines a bottom quark with its antiquark. This differs from the Higgs Boson, which is not made up of any smaller particles.

The head guy of ATLAS, Rodger Jones said, ‘While people are rightly interested in the Higgs boson, which we believe gives particles their mass and may have started to reveal itself, a lot of the mass of everyday objects comes from the strong interaction we are investigating using the chi b.’

Just another step to finding the HB, sooooo exciting.

*Enjoy your religious debate.

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Hey, I got a good problem!

Okay, so it's tables, and there are some rules.

There is a max number. That number is represented by M. M will always output (in the formula) to 0.05. 1 will always output to 0.5. Now, I need you to find me the formula to make it work. Now, M can be substituted for anything, really. So M has to be included into the formula. An example would be this.

M = 10

I = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, M}
O = { .5, .45, .4, .35, .3, .25, .2, .15, .1, .05}

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>>3307031

We are in space, are we not?

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I need to do a survey where I ask people who many races there are and what those races are. I'm just going to make up the answers, but a few real answers wouldn't hurt.

So...how many races are there and what are they?

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Good news, everyone! I've successfully crossbred a chimpanzee with a bottlenose dolphin and a new caledonian crow! Unfortunately the bad news is he won the nobel prize over me and I need you to go steal it from him.

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What this about fusion electricity generators?

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>Implying I want to live on this planet anymore
>Implying I'm not going to play this when I get there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3-0saiQs0

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>>2018913
actually if there were any change of weight, it would be cause the body is not having the air exchange wich may affect ones body weight

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We can't go faster than the speed of light? That's true, but scientists increased the speed of light instead!

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! i have found a cure for the AIDS virus it is a dick in the butt some of you may be saying no that's the cause of AIDS while this is true a second dick in the butt will cause reverse polarity in the anus hole curing the virus isn't it amazing i will take my Nobel peace prize now

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>>1396802
I've been there... lots of times!!!!

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It won't.

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diamondilium

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>>1031357
Try a smellascope next

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