/sci/ - Science & Math

We are about to be visited by an intelligent species of extra-terrestrials. They come in peace. A welcoming ceremony is to be held. You have been assigned the task of writing a ceremonial address that introduces the human species to our visitors. Take it seriously and post your speech.

[Posted this in lit as well. I know this isn't /sci/ related, but I thought this would be a fun punctuation for this board since both lit and sci are interested in taking a look at human nature and the vast context that conditions it. I am curious to see the differences/intersections of perspective between these communities.]