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VAXXIE! VAXXIE!, SO OBSESSED,
WORE YOUR MASK AND TOOK YOUR TESTS
STILL GOT COVID, EVERY STRAIN,
GOT SPIKE PROTEINS INSIDE YOUR BRAIN

SHORT OF BREATH AT 24,
"DR. FAUCI, GIMMIE MORE!"
PROTEINS TANGLE AND MISFOLD,
AMYLOIDOSIS TAKING HOLD
SWOLLEN HEART AT 25,
"THANK MODERNA I'M ALIVE"
THERE'S NO CURE FOR MICROCLOT,
GETTING WORSE WITH EVERY SHOT.
HEART ATTACK AT 26,
PRAYED TO PFIZER FOR A FIX
VAXXIE, VAXXIE, DEATH IS LURKING,
DOCTOR SAYS, "THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING."

DIED OF SADS AT 27,
ALL GOOD VAXXIES GO TO HEAVEN.
OBITUARY HEADLINE NOTED:
"ANTI-VAXXER DIES OF COVID
HIS FAMILY IS QUITE UPSET,
BUT THEY'RE ALIVE, AT LEAST ON NET

AND, THEY SAY, "IT'S FOR THE BETTER,"
WITHOUT THE VAX "HE WOULD BE DEADER."